K-Fed Bocomes Fed-Ex!

Man, no sooner do I put up a little post about Kevin Federline's dismal concert appearance, than this hits the news: Britney Spears Files For Divorce!

In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

I'm fairly certain that K-Fed has soiled himself over all of this. I can't even begin to imagine what is running through his head right now.