No News is Good News?

I'm online, checking my news sites to catch up on current events. The Wife is sitting behind me, watching TV.

Wife: Is there any more news about that cartoon thing?

Me: Sure...there's something new every day.

To prove my point, I pull up a nice little post on Jawa Report which shows pictures of protesters about the world. Wife starts to scroll through the post, seeing country after country after country after country...

Wife: ...I haven't seen any of this on the news!"

You don't say...