Okay, I'm ready to take somequestions from the press.
Vice-President Cheney, is it true
you asked for a "do over" when you
realized Mr. Wittington survived your
first shot?
That is an absurd question. Next?
Mr. Vice President, is it true
that, after gunning Mr. Wittington
down, you moisturized your skin
with his still warm blood?
This is absolutely outrageous!
Next question!
Mr. Vice President, isn't it true
that Mr. Wittington was merely
the latest victim in your quest for
global domination?
Arrrgh...you...guys...make...
me...so...mad!
(hee hee hee)
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